Newsgroups: alt.drugs.hard Subject: Re: Where Can I Get?...... From: Xerp Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2000 18:37:10 GMT > >Ok, I t seems like these " I'm new and wanna try H Where Can I get it? " etc >posts are becoming more and more frequent, strangely the majority seem >to originate from aol or webtv.... I don't know what that's all about... >Any way I was thinking maybe someone might want to write some sort of FAQ >or something about How to score on the street etc (more or less a polite - your'e >a dick kinda thingy) OK, here's a FAQ on copping dope in strange towns: Read it and learn the first steps in destroying your life as you know it! Enjoy! ************************************************** Xerp's ADH FAQ on How To Cop Dope! By Xerp (copyright 2000) 1) I wanna buy dope. How do I do that? OK, that makes you an asshole. Why not just burn your money, punch yourself in the face about 90 times, and toss every possession into a dumpster? That's a lot easier than becoming an addict. Trust me. 2) Yeah, I know, I've heard all that bullshit before. But I'm tough, and I still want to try it. Where can I get it? OK asshole, here's what you do. Go find out where the street hookers work. Go up to them on foot (never drive a car there, 'cause in a lot of cities, the pigs will yank your car if they hit you with a "solicitation" charge) and look for the skinny ones. The fat broads almost NEVER are dope fiends. Then, tell them that you're looking for dope (east coast), or chiva (west coast) or heroin (middle America), and tell them if they help you cop you'll tip them plenty. Try to talk in code, like this: "Hey, I'm looking for company, but I don't want to do anything. All I'm looking for is someone to get me my medicine. You know, I'll get real sick if I don't get it real soon. I'll tip you for your help." If she doesn't comprendo, thank her for her time and move on. A dope addict will catch on right away and help you cop. Otherwise, it might be a bust. 3) I'm a pussy and I'm afraid to talk to hookers. Well, go to a strip club then, and pay a girl twenty bucks to sit next to you and talk. Give her the same line as above and ask if she can hook you up with anyone who can get you connected. I found out a way to cop in Seattle using that technique (only because Seattle is one of the few cities in North America in 1999 that doesn't have a well known 'ho stro'. Fuck, and I thought Guliani was bad!). 4) I don't want to do either of those things. Can't I just ask someone on the Internet to send me some? Of course you can. And monkeys fly out of my ass. 5) What about copping on the street? Forget it. Unless you're a homey from one of the drug 'hoods you know about, odds are you'll get burned about a million times before copping for real. Especially if you're white and clueless looking (like I was when I started). Not worth it. Find yerself a street hooker or a sleazy stripper. 6) What about ethnic groups? Who can I trust? Well, I'm sure this is going to set off a firestorm of controversy, just like every attempt to categorize people by race does. Let me preface this sections with a couple things. I know you'll still probably flame the shit outta me for it, but tough titty. I'm beyond giving a fuck. First, this is only what I've experienced, or people I've talked to have experienced. Second, this is limited to NYC, New Haven, and Seattle, the only places I've scored. And remember, I'm a near-midddle aged white guy. I can't relate as easily to some groups as I'd like...it's more a result of my appearance than my attitude. I'm a victim of who I look like. So, my recommendations reflect this lack of overal perception. So, here it is: I trust people in this order, most trustworthy first: White Hispanic Black Other (Hispanic include Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Central Americans, etc. Blacks include African-Americans, Dominicans, Jamaicans, etc. Other includes Indians, Asian, Antarticans, etc.) No, I can't express enough that this ISN'T a scientific poll...it's based on my very limited experience out there. I find blacks to be more likely to burn me than Hispanics or Whites. That's just the way it is for me. Hopefully all blacks will be much more trustworthy than I've found them to be, and I hold no hatred to them as a race despite the many times it's cost me money. I try to see the best in people. (However, I simply can't STAND those bloody Eskimos! LOL!!!) 7) How much does this stuff cost? How much ya got? LOL! 8) No, what's it really cost dickhead? OK, OK, take a fuckin' chill pill, dude!...a bag of powder dope will cost normally from ten to twenty dollars. A single dose of tar dope will cost about the same, although I've found in Seattle it cost $20. New York will cost $10. New Haven cost $15. A bundle in NYC will normally go for anywhere from $70-100, which consists of ten bags of dope wrapped in a bundle with a rubber band. 9) I've never done any dope, how much should I try at first? Try none. You'll live longer that way. 10) Why are you such a sarcastic prick? Probably 'cause I stupidly and stubbornly ignored everyone who warned me not to get involved with this shit, and I'm still paying a huge price for it. The best FAQ you can read is the one that'll convince you not to ever try this shit. Don't take my word for it...go out and get hooked on it...it's easy. Then, come back and tell me how fucking right I was. 11) Why are you telling me this? I thought drugs were relatively harmless and just plain FUN? They're not. You'll see...once you're there, you can fucking forget about ever getting back. It's a one-way trip.... ...just not worth it just to get "high".... But, if after all these examples of failure and fuckups, you're still convinced that you are the one in a million person who can dabble in dope without negative effects, I'll try to be here to steer you in a safe and less dangerous direction. I know that my health is owed to people who took the time to post instructions on how to safely cop, use, and survive. I'd not deny that to anyone if by doing so I'd make them a safer and healthier user. I feel that my job at this point, as a soon-to-be-hopefully-recovering-ex-user is to help those who haven't reached this point yet. I'm willing to make an effort to keep people alive while not "romanticizing" the life any more than I already have. I worry that some of my stories may have led people into believing the lie that addict CAN win. Well, it's simply not true. And just as the book "Permanent Midnight" pretty much made my dope addiction inevitable, I sincerely hope that my humorous little stories didn't have that effect on those who were boarderline thinking about trying the shit. Because for every positive story I have to tell, there's 20 or 30 that are bleak, pointless, dangerous, and devoid of the joy I once associated with dope, but now find is like trading the days of present for years of your future. Once they're gone, you don't get them back. You mortgage your future without even noticing END