From: Mike Chevalier
Subject: You know you're hooked when....
Date: 1996/12/26
newsgroups: alt.drugs.hard

You know you're hooked when:

You throw your crack pipe out the car window and go back the next day to
find it.
You pick up pebbles off the sidewalk to see if they are crack.
You sneak hits in the bathroom at work.
You pick up empty crack bags off the ground to see if anything is left
in them.
You bury your coke in the yard so you won't do any but find yourself
digging it up at midnight.
You get out of bed at 2:30 AM to do a hit.
You buy some wax from a street dealer then go out to cop again.
You start Jonesing when you see a Chore Boy in the grocery store. (Used
in crack pipes for a screen)
You have to stop at Radio Shack to buy an antenna so you can make a
crack pipe.
You just can't sleep if there's any coke in the house.
You smoke crack when you're home with a cold.
You've counted the hours left till your next chance to smoke.
You've just copped and the drive home seems to take weeks.
You go buy a dime rock after you've panhandled $8.
You buy crack instead of food.
You're doing a hit as your wife pulls up in the driveway.
You buy a cigar in a test tube just for the tube and throw away the
cigar.
You're Jonesing so bad your hands are shaking while you cook it up.
You can't answer the phone or the door because you're geeking.
You call your dealer twice in a night.
You offer to cop for others so you can pinch a little.
You Jones when you see someone smoking crack on the news.
You know where all the stop & cops are.
You Jones so bad it gives you diareah.
You say "last hit for the night". (Famous last words)

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