I am a lusty warrior lad
I really love to fight
I really like the women
Especially at night

So many pretty women
It’s really hard to choose
But when I have some money
I spend it all on booze

I really like to drink my beer
I really like to brawl
And if you give me any lip
I’ll throw you through a wall

I am a noble warrior
I have a nemesis
He laughs whenever I show up
I find it dubious

I like to swing my sword about
It is my tried true friend
But I angered someone stronger
And now it has a bend

I have some real nice armor
Please ignore the rust
‘Cause when you are a fighting lad
Equipment is a must

I really like to ride about
That’s why I have a horse
And if you thought my rhymes were bad
Hear them now get worse

Yes, I’m a lusty warrior lad
Offend you, this song may
And lest we come to blows, my friend
I will now run away!