(Dremerie pulls out a tightly rolled pink paper. Upon unrolling it you
see that it's covered in blood and other nasty-looking things.)
A pained expression crosses Dremerie's face.
Dremerie recites:
"Next time, take a bath before signing the paper!"
Dremerie recites:
"HAEPHESTUS! Grab your hiney and get on up here!"
You see Haephestus O'Eddings the Dwarf Weaponmaster.
He appears to be in his 100's, has long, braided red hair, grey eyes,
and tanned skin.
He has a braided red beard, and a stalking wolf tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some silver dancing shoes, a gold ring, a polished silver
eternity band, a pitted bronze gnome medal, a black enameled bracer with
a silver gryphon set in a ruby circle, a glass amulet, a Warrior Guildmaster
pin, a slate grey pouch, a simple blue ribbon, an iron anvil earring, a
ruby amulet, a silver wolf's head pin, a slate grey blacksmiths vest, a
slate grey satchel, an attractive mithril wolf buckle, an aged slate grey
forging toolbelt, a grey, wide-brimmed traveler's hat, an antique silver
armband, a knee-length forest green kilt fastened with a black pearl pin,
a singed slate grey greatcloak, a scorched slate grey harness fastened
with a small invar forging hammer, and a slate grey backpack.
(Many, many compliments of Haephestus’s kilt followed.)
Haephestus exclaims, "Ah would like ta tell a tale O me adventures, tis entitled "Barring any accidents"!"
Haephestus grins impishly.
(Haephestus begins to tap his foot rapidly, and clap his hands loudly
and quick, setting a rapid beat.)
Haephestus jigs all around you, like a wild dervish drunk on demon
rum!
Haephestus sings:
"Hey! Ho! Adventure we go!
Tell a tale of style!
Hey! Ho! I don't know!
Just listen a while!
Barring any accident..."
Haephestus's face turns slightly pale.
Haephestus removes some dwarven stout from in his slate grey greatcloak.
Haephestus raises his dwarven stout in a toast!
Haephestus sings:
"A wandering we went, looking for thrills,
To Helga's we went, our thirst to quench.
Drop the mugs, don't pay the bills,
Have you seen the arms on that wench? "
Haephestus winces.
Haephestus tips his head back and empties some dwarven stout down his
gullet!
Haephestus executes a snappy tap sequence, and finishes up with a spirited
turn! Something about the performance seems so familiar...
Haephestus sings:
"Sing Hey! Ho! Adventure we go!
Tell a tale of style!
Hey! Ho! I don't know!
Just listen a while!
Barring any accident..."
Haephestus shudders.
Haephestus sings:
"Into the hills we wandered, silvers to find,
Orcs had them we heard, grey of hide.
The paths turned and twisted and began to
wind,
And with the clouds, we became quickly fried.
"
Haephestus jigs to his right, his feet moving like a cat shaking water
off of its paws.
Haephestus sings:
"Hey! Ho! Adventure we go!
Tell a tale of style!
Hey! Ho! I don't know!
Just listen a while!
Barring any accident..."
Haephestus shivers.
Haephestus removes a corroded iron chest from in his grey backpack.
Haephestus glances at a corroded iron chest.
Haephestus sings:
"The chest into my hand was placed, trap to remove,
A needle to remove the sulphur, pierce the
sack.
A sneeze, a slip, Lorminstra's mercy does
sooth,
Sweep me up, carry me away, I am the bits
of "
Haephestus taps to and fro, working hisself into a veritable frenzy!
Haephestus sings:
"Hey! Ho! Adventure we go!
Tell a tale of style!
Hey! Ho! I don't know!
Just listen a while!
Barring any accident..."
Haephestus drops a corroded iron chest.
Haephestus begins to twitch.
Haephestus removes a charred scroll from in his grey backpack.
Haephestus raises his charred scroll skyward!
Haephestus sings:
"Wandering to the park for the masses to cast,
With heart filled with intentions most noble,
The meteors impacted there with quite a blast,
When you make my bail, pay the constable?"
Haephestus flails his arms about.
Haephestus put a charred scroll in his grey backpack.
Haephestus jigs to the left, hopping and leaping about with abandon!
Haephestus sings:
"Hey! Ho! Adventure we go!
Tell a tale of style!
Hey! Ho! I don't know!
Just listen a while!
Barring any accident..."
Haephestus removes an ancient elven bastard sword from in his slate grey harness.
Haephestus grasps his sword with both hands and flips backwards, heels over head four times, and lands gracefully on both feet, brandishing his sword with flair!
Haephestus leans on his sword.
Haephestus sings:
"Off to the Harbingers, guild reps to accomplish,
Tackling practice is the task of the day.
All my foes are laid low and vanquished,
Then came the Troll Queen who had her way.
"
Haephestus winks and flashes a sly grin.
Larktrill's face turns slightly pale.
A pained expression crosses Juspera's face.
You blink.
Ahmeuseng's jaw drops.
Haephestus changes his grip on his sword from two-handed to one-handed.
Tolwynn shudders.
You blush a nice shade of deep red.
A pained expression crosses Taeni's face.
Larktrill says, "liked that kilt she did"
Haephestus executes a snappy tap sequence, and finishes up with a spirited turn! Something about the performance seems so familiar...
Kalakakin gags.
Ishalande shudders.
Haephestus sings:
"Hey! Ho! Adventure we go!
Tell a tale of style!
Hey! Ho! I don't know!
Just listen a while!
Barring any accident..."
Haephestus grins impishly.
Haephestus sings:
"Now I sing to the crowd most happy and gay,
And though a fighter, my singing is no sin.
I tell you what I want and hope for
this day,
And that is to be presented with the win."
You try hard not to grin.
Haephestus taps his foot impatiently.
Heathyranne grins at Haephestus.
Haephestus taps his foot impatiently.
Haephestus taps his foot impatiently.
Haephestus jigs all around you, like a wild dervish drunk on demon
rum!
Haephestus sings:
"Sing Barring any accidents..."
Haephestus bows.
(Along with large amounts of cheering, large amounts of kilt-compliments followed. Then another doorprize....)
Dremerie smiles as she tosses her quill high into the air, blowing at
it so that it falls slowly and gracefully to the ground. You look and see
that it's pointing at...
Dremerie exclaims, "BRYNNYWYNN!"
Brynnywynn asks, "Huh...?"
Brynnywynn asks, "Wha'...?"
(As you can see, the volume in here was such that a LARGE amount of editing was necessary. )
Dremerie offers Brynnywynn a pitiful-looking pale buff quilted bard
toy.
Brynnywynn exclaims, "I always knew I'd ammount ta somethin' one day!
I'mma winner!!"
Brynnywynn lets out a cheer!
Dremerie recites:
"Ooooooo!! I've been told we have a VERY special prize for another doorprize this evening!!"
Dremerie recites:
"We'll be drawing the special prize right after the next performer..."