Glennonite Faith Sanctuary

General Rules and Beliefs 1. Seeing as how homosexuality does not promote the propagation of the species, it is strictly frowned upon. In fact, we believe all homosexuality should be eradicated.

2. It is not natural, or even moral for that matter, for males and females to be 'just friends'. Proper Glennonite etiquette dictates that any members of the opposite sex, who are on friendly terms, must engage in some sort of sexual activity at least, but not limited to, twice every month.

3. Those who follow any religion or participate in activities not directly permitted by official Glennonite doctrine are obviously members of an unholy cult and should be dealt with harshly and immediately.

4. Balding is a blessing bestowed upon only the greatest of individuals by the Great and All Knowing Glensquatch. These individauls should be respsected and afforded the greatest of courtesy.

5. When encountering fellow Glennonites, always remember to greet them in the proper manner. To do otherwise would be incredibly offensive. Please refer to FAQs page for information pertaining to proper greeting protocol.

	Welcome Beloved Brethren. I would like to welcome all to this online sanctuary for the Glennonite Faithful. This site is not just for the already faithful, but also for all those who may be interested in joining our family. Glennonite Faith Mission Statement The primary mission of the Glennonite Faith is the efficient propagation of the human race. With this in mind, I now present to you a list of our primary beliefs and general rules for life as taught to us by the Great and All Knowing Glensquatch so long ago.
		General Rules and Beliefs 1. Seeing as how homosexuality does not promote the propagation of the species, it is strictly frowned upon. In fact, we believe all homosexuality should be eradicated. 2. It is not natural, or even moral for that matter, for males and females to be 'just friends'. Proper Glennonite etiquette dictates that any members of the opposite sex, who are on friendly terms, must engage in some sort of sexual activity at least, but not limited to, twice every month. 3. Those who follow any religion or participate in activities not directly permitted by official Glennonite doctrine are obviously members of an unholy cult and should be dealt with harshly and immediately. 4. Balding is a blessing bestowed upon only the greatest of individuals by the Great and All Knowing Glensquatch. These individauls should be respsected and afforded the greatest of courtesy. 5. When encountering fellow Glennonites, always remember to greet them in the proper manner. To do otherwise would be incredibly offensive. Please refer to FAQs page for information pertaining to proper greeting protocol.