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| Q. What is this 'Glennonite greeting' I've heard so much about? A. It is the the way of showing proper respect upon meeting within the Sasquatch culture and the proper way of acknowledging one's fellow Glennonites. When meeting with another Glennonite, one must pause, smile and perform a perfectly timed blink. In an effort to promote proper execution of this technique, I have provided the above animation for those interested in a proper demonstration. Q. What is homosexality? A. Believe it or not, there are actually people in this world who would rather the sexual company of a member of the same sex as opposed to that of a member of the appropriately opposite sex. That is what we call Homosexuality. Now, if the laws of nature allowed a homosexual union to provide offspring, our faith would have no problem with it. However, as we all know, only a union between a male and a female can bring about an offspring in any natural environment. That is why the Glennonite Faith frowns upon Homosexuality. Q. Where is the Central Bithlo Glennonite Compound? A. In beautiful Bithlo, located in central Florida. |
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