Have you ever been murdered? Yes No

If no, would you like to be? Yes No

If yes, how were you killed?

Have you ever killed anyone? Yes No

If yes, how many people?

Why?

Who is the person you look up to the most?

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Psycho Doughboy Death Dream Desire Lestat Charles Manson Marilyn Manson Trent Reznor Me

What is your favorite pastime?

Talking to people who are not there
Going on homicidal rampages
Adopting stray felines
Painting the walls with blood

What's your sign?:

Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Railroad Crossing

What's your favorite thing?

Raindrops on Roses Cheese Dead Things Body Parts Glitter Heavy Petting

What's your name?

Your e-mail address :

Your webpage:

The name of your page:

What else do you want to say?

Did you like this experience?

Yes please, I would like to go home now.
I'm confuzzed now. Help.
I will now go hide.
Take me drunk, I'm home.
I have lost feeling in my right leg.
Go away. You scare me.
It was more fun than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick.

What of this applies to you?

I am always tired and always bouncy.
I like to have bricks thrown at me.
I am the property of four or more felines.
I eat as much meat as humanly possible.
I do not like people, so leave me alone!
I drink more caffeine than most small states.
I possess fifteen or more computer books, and spend all my time plugged into a computer.